fat cat plays in cave

i was garfield!!! yes the fat cat. and i was playing in the underground caves beneath jon arbuckle's house.the caves were dark and slimy with red and green light casting shadows everywhere.

it had tons of fresh salmon for all i can eat. i can easily grab one out of the water! then i tried to venture into a small hole in the wall and manage to squeeze through the hole. there were just as much salmon in there! i saw another hole and i tried to squeeze through but was unable to. then suddenly i felt an ominous feeling of being watched. i knew there was something behind the crack that i couldn't get through. so i went back through the way i came from.

i met my "grandmother" who was a dragon!? 1.5 times taller than a human. we were both talking about what that thing was and were being plain arrogant about what we intend to do to get back at the creature. just as we were talking somemore, a gigantic leg stomped into the cave section (like another room) next to ours. the leg was a curved piece of metal, as in it didn't have a "foot" to speak of.

we hid behind some giant urns in a silly fashion. the creature and its 2 followers came over. it roared and vowed to catch whoever disturbed its home or something. the 2 followers(i can't remember how they look like, but i'm sure they are strange creatures as well) took away one of the urn and caught my grandmother the dragon.

they saw me hiding 2 urns away. i was going around abit behind the urn thinking they won't see me or catch me. as the followers were approaching me, the giant creature said: "we leave at 12". and just as the followers slowly crept nearer to me, my eyes were over the urn and staring at them getting nearer. the giant creature then declared that the time was up and it was 12. so they have to leave. so they promptly left me there and went away with my grandmother the dragon. and i woke.

it didn't come to me as a surprise that i was garfield. rather it was the fact that i dreamt about having a dragon for a grandmother. and it was the leathery version of the muppets kind.

and no it's no april fools' joke.