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Thursday, November 24, 2005

stupid home videos and flying saucer of doom

i can't sleep much for stupid home videos. not mine though. i haven't got a clue whose stupid home videos these are. but they include a family of retards doing stupid things and everyone seems to be getting in on the act falling over, tripping over something, knocking into things/people...including the cameraman.

the other part of this seems to have been attempted to be "erased" or brainwashed over by the above series of scenes.

i was given a necklace sort of jewelled pendant. apparently some jewellery store fancied designing a piece of jewellery that had the ability to break any glass. especially the ones that is used to construct the complex that houses that jewellery store. i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do with it, but it was given to me in the late afternoon part of the day. by some professor-type person. i was also given by this person, a password to a secret location within the building. almost immediately after i had received this "gift", i headed over to the hidden place described to me. it was in a centre lobby of sorts. i entered the code into a keypad somewhere nearby, and i was shown an opening. there wasn't anyone around at the moment, so i entered. inside this location, was a vast set of controls. as such, a set of controls was immediately understood by me to be for setting the time for this destructive device to be activated for "testing" purposes. i was tempted to key in a time. but apparently it was known to me that the device takes 8 hours or so to charge up. so i decided against it.

i left the secret laboratory and headed home. as i left the building, i noticed the floating saucer of a security monitoring set of lights and camera levitated above the building! it was circling the rooftop, with its lights pointed in all directions around the building. i instinctively knew that it had to be related to the destructive device, or basically could even BE the device. it looked awesome, just like a spaceship.

i headed home to rest, and went back to work the next day. i had the pendant necklace thing with me still. as i headed for the jewellery store, i realised they were doing an interview on tv. the shop attendants introduced their new product: the pendant that was capable of breaking glass! it was just like mine. a slight S shape, it had two rows of diamond studs on it, but it was barely half a centimetre in width. they started explaining what this piece of jewellery does and talked about its power.

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