Angmoh Advertising A-grade Automobile

An angmoh singing and advertising about the custom F1 racecar coffins he is selling. Why are my #dreams always so odd?

Seriously, all I could recall was a caucasian singing a lymmeric as they normally would on TV in their countries. He was hardselling his coffins, and the special niche he was into was selling coffins that resembled F1 racecars. I can almost understand why. The vehicles themselves do look like very fast-moving coffins, and are rather deadly in case of a very serious accident.

Back to Manjusri... a 30yo student?!

As if dreaming about forgetting certain tasks in my office work wasn't enough, my brain proceeded to #dream about being recalled back to my secondary school to resume lessons. Starting from Sec1 again, at age 30. Yes that means the whole lot of you in my cohort too. Fml.

ABCs - Aliens, Bags, Clairvoyant

What does it mean if my #dream is about a clairvoyant drawing of a bag, and that this signifies an impending alien invasion, plus i woke up screaming in panic? That bags are giving me nightmares?

Sneaky student skips school

There should have been more detail in this first scene but I forgot them. Basically I was in arts & craft class, as a student. Class was dismissed with me leaving with a cardboard box I was supposedly planning to spraypaint purple.

I was then hiding in a ground floor classroom. Goodness... I was back in Manjusri. I might have encountered this scene at least once previously. The lights were off and the school was assembled in the carpark. They were waiting for the farewell speech from Mdm Ong the retiring principal. Heartlessly, I was trying to skip school while all this was happening.

4 million dollars!!! (with marquee!)

Omg 4million! It's all mine! What could i possibly do with it?! But how did i even get... And why is there a scrolling marquee of it in midair... Oh sh... Oh i was dreaming...

Zombies, Vampires and Slayer oh my

There were two scenes, yet again. The first involved my presence on hilltop. At a cliff in fact. And I was under hot pursuit by a group of zombies. The clever and fast kind. Luckily for me, they were unable to scale the steep wall of the cliff. I think I eventually decided to jump off the cliff into the deep water below.

The next scene has since become blurry. All I can remember, was that it was mostly a fight scene. With me, was a group of vampires that I was fighting off. So yes, rather coincidentally, happy halloween...

Pink-and-white-SMRT-double-decked-bendy-bus, and colleagues with iPad in an oversized casing

There were 2 distinct scenes.

I was with Rachel on a bus, ready to alight. But not just any bus, it was a pink-and-white-SMRT-double-decked-bendy bus! Dropping off at a bus stop built in the middle of the road, we observed the bus making a tight U-turn. It returned to the bus stop and we hopped back on.

Next scene, I was at some fast food restaurant with my colleagues. Possibly the Mcd at Changi Airport Terminal 1. One of them had his iPad, secured in a rather large casing that had a stand. We were discussing a news article on the iPad and generally chilling.

SOF Sniper Storms Structures, Searches Slippery Suspect, Scope-Shoots Suspensefully.

I was a sniper (yet again) with a team of special forces. We were in the middle of a number of missions to locate a dangerous individual. The venue changed 2 or 3 times, each with us having failed to apprehend the UNSUB, mostly in built-up areas. The buildings were abandoned and it involved a number of rooftops.

In the final scene, we had just pulled out from another unsuccessful attempt. I managed to scope out and identify our own people in the distance, probably about 2km away. But just then, the team members in the distance were being taken out one by one. Desperate to identify the source of their demise, I started searching around with my scope. After a brief and desperate search, I managed to pinpoint our elusive target. Just as I pulled the trigger and fired that one precious shot...

Buddy Brings Bungalow Backyard Bunnies

Last night, I was visiting a friend. It was in broad daylight. The friend lived in a big white bungalow. With me on the trip was Chris Lai. After the usual greetings, we proceeded to the backyard. In there, was a cage full of rabbits. There were about 8 bunnies in that one big happy family.

McDonald's Madagascar Mascots

I was with a choreographed group dancing outside a Mcdonald's in costumes from the Madagascar animation... I might have been Alex the Lion, but the costumes looked like pirated stick figures from Cyanide & Happiness.

Toilet Search Adventure

In search of a toilet, Rachel and I pulled over at an abandoned apartment. A mother-daughter pair was ahead of us, presumably for the same reason. 

I desperately/knowingly boarded the 4-storey lift that had no landing, which wasn't enclosed. Yes, it wasn't linked to the apartment building or anything at all! It was just a strange 4-storey lift column by itself. The flooring looked unsafe. 

My right index finger felt a painful rash, with blisters or crystalisation forming on the joint just before the knuckle. The platform had not guard rails. I'd meant to go to level 2, but it reached the top, nearly crushing me on the ceiling. I jumped for my life, and hung on to a I-beam ledge.


Presumably, I'd fallen to my death, hence my waking up at this juncture... I checked my finger after waking and fortunately the acute blistering was not real.

Parking Summon

I dreamt that I'd received a summon worth $31453 for not displaying parking coupon. Is that counted as a 4D number to buy? I don't even...

A brief encounter

It's been a very long while since I've had recollections of any sort. This happened this morning, basically before I woke up for the day (26th July). It didn't last long, this snippet of my dream.

I only recall that I experienced opening a refrigerator in search of something, food possibly. But what I saw inside was a rather large wood louse, having the main body about the size of a regular thumb-drive. It sort of crept and hid behind some piping, so I'd assume the fridge was of a rather old model.

That was it. Whether it had any significance is beyond me.

god save the queen

It was a function where the wives all the presidents from the top 72 countries of the world present a painted portrait of each of themselves. Probably some charity gala event for the high society.

The building was an old colonial building similar to the current Singapore Art Museum. Yes, the one with the Dome cafe outlet. But it was more grandiose and with a larger indoor space. I was present as a guest or guard, I wasn't sure.

Traveling to a corner of the second floor, I noticed the building was sealed with glass. But despite that, problem ensued. A nest of bees or wasps appeared to have found their way indoors. Everyone panicked and headed for the door.

Strangely, I managed to do some investigation and traced the insects to a hole cut into the glass. So the bees/wasps were fed into the building through this inlet.

Left dangling, unfortunately, I woke up at this juncture. And I must admit it felt like I had this dream at least once if not twice before, prior to this count.

And yes, I believe the Queen of England was present amongst the VIPs. Hence the title.

just for laughs prank

I was witnessing a tv prank show crew disguised as policemen stopping a man (the target) as he drove off from his home to conduct a search. But then the guy refused to cooperate and they were about to taze the poor chap for laughs. He had a 13yo boy and his mother who was in on the joke.

doraemon + wifey

I was out searching for Rachel together with Doraemon... wtf?