this is nuts, seriously!
few days back i had a dream. i was too tired so i woke up, stored it in my mobile and went back to sleep. it was about me being employed. my employers (yes two separate ones) were more than popular, so i supposedly had to work harder than normal. my first employer was Jacky Cheung (张学友), then no idea how Jacky Chan(陈龙) came into the picture.
i was hired to do a job (eh clean one lah! what you thinking!) i'm not sure what was it at all. might have been some sort of an assistant. but it was crazy. the thing is, i haven't even been watching any of jacky chan's shows, or listening to jacky cheung's songs! so i'm clueless how those 2 characters got into my dream. weird. i'm not gay dammit!
and to prove i'm not gay, i had a dream last night. it's damn wrong lor. i dreamt that i was making out with Britney Spears in my tv room. WTF LOR?! she's pregnant and all... ROFLMAO... the sad thing was, my girlfriend was looking on enjoying herself... x_X and it lasted a while. BUT! BUT! But eventually i felt guilty somehow, so i stopped, dumped Britney Spears one side (hey she came on to me) and started making out with my girlfriend instead. we were... getting it on in front of Britney! boy the celebrity must have felt so pissed i left her alone like that. i can't remember what we were all wearing. but probably well dressed. ;)
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