so i was a zoo keeper of some sort. in a zoo. i was with my colleagues playing cards or doing something seated together at a small park table outdoors. we had with us a tiger. a normal orange fur with black stripes tiger. it didn't seem harmful maybe that's why we let it roam around freely. it seemed to understand us. and i kind of taught it how to speak. it first said "hi", and then it said a few more words and we didn't appear to be very surprised. weird. the tiger picked up on english fast. o_O
as we carried on our game or whatever there, we had a conversation with the tiger. we teased her (it was female) about her "boyfriend" over in their compound. for some reason only this tiger is roaming freely, not the other one. maybe that one was male and too aggressive. but tigers are all aggressive and dangerous right?! so she (the tiger) told us, not to call him (the other tiger) by a silly name we humans gave him. i think we were calling him lightwave or some awesome sounding name. his name was shawn. please address him by that name. =_=
then i drifted off to sleep and eventually woke up. sheesh...
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